I hope real life has new game plus
image macro by eliza cro day
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
who is she
The picture above is of a mushroom thats thought to be a specimen of Clathrus archeri right before its fingers open up. It closely resembles a hand coming out of the ground. It even has the remnants of its tattered sleeves attached to the wrist.
if a guy ever makes a sex joke about “riding him like you ride your horse” jump on his back and start kicking the shit out of him until he starts moving and then i promise you he will leave you alone
There were no survivors.